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shine

Omg, 5:15am and I just bought all this crap on ebay. What is the matter with me??

On a related note, LG sells a phone called “Shine”, and I found the following listing for it:
Available in Shinny Silver, SHINE is a visually captivating mobile phone. The mobile you place ‘SHINE’, you will be able to feel everyone’s glance becoming drawn into the attractiveness of the phone. This is simply a result of people’s instinctive attraction towards things that shine. Its design was inspired by luxurious shine of metal, creating minimal yet chic look & feel that will undoubtedly make you a person that shines. A true innovation, SHINE offers a new experience to the mobile phone technology, allowing a device so cold and emotionless to carry such naturally attractive and premium value. Cold, yet full of radiance, ‘SHINE’ will make you a brilliantly attractive existence.

Well, goshdarnit, I’m sold. Who doesn’t want to be a brilliantly attractive existence? Hm, I’m pretty sure my people were behind this listing.

You know what’s fun? Getting that email after you buy something on ebay, where they tell you you’re a winner.

This just isn’t right…

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