Archive for May 1, 2007

mowed

I was staring idly out my window nary five minutes ago, watching a mexican driving an industrial mower happily down the sidewalk, wearing a bright orange vest and one of those ridiculous baseball caps that have flaps to cover the back of your neck. Waving to his brown compadre across the street (similarly garbed, but wearing a ghostbuster-style leafblower on his back), my little friend bounce-bounce-bounced right over something metal that immediately started making the most terrific racket in the back of his truck. Presumably, the part of the mower that mows. He turned around to look at the back of his truck, and prompty drives the entire mower up a big pile of mulch and into a gigantic bush. Whoops.

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